Sexuality is fluid
you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft
do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool
There are 6,775,235,842 people in the world. Why are you letting one of them ruin your life?
[applies entire tube of chap stick onto chapped lips] much better
what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”
i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day